The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power to create tree sap.

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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the power to be justin bieber

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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NMR Vision

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!