Laser pointer vision.

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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The power to have no powers

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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The power to predict the past

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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LIME

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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Retractable teeth

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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To stab Djones

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The power to grammar.

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!