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The power to turn red apples green over 15 days by eating them with a knife and fork....
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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)
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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing
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the power to toast bread without a toaster
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The power to obtain money, by going to work
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The power to walk 1% faster.
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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.
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The power to mind control your car when you close your eyes
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The power to make someone orgasm by looking at them, but only when you're having sex with them.
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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.
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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!
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The power to eat junk food at light speed
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The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.
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The power to turn on your computer from a distance. But you need to turn on the power switch.
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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code
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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day
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The power to be powerless
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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.
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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...
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The power to fly... but you are a paralytic
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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet
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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes
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The power to punch that like button
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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!