The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to die at will.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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the power to control nothing

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the power to see through water.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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the power to do everything fast when your high on energy

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The power.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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Turning invisible when no one is watching you. -Alex

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!