The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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the....ability to......talk....like william........... shatner

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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the power to be immune to every thing but only after u die

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The power to jack off 1,000 times a day.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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the power to milk cows with your mind

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ability to tell the truth when not lying >.

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The ability autotune text.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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the ability to be drop dead gorgeous

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The power to pee out blood at will

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the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!