The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

the ability to think of pointless superpowers

the....ability to......talk....like william........... shatner

the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

The power to do a hand stand with your feet

The power to have the aim of Torres

the power to be immune to every thing but only after u die

The power to jack off 1,000 times a day.

the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

the power to milk cows with your mind

ability to tell the truth when not lying >.

The ability autotune text.

The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to know who farted at any time.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!