The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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the ability to die without any control

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to dickfart.

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the power to be obama only if your obama

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The power to only misspell mispell.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!