the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

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the ability to be on Oprah but only in the crowd

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The power of being Chuck Norris and be the main utterly pointless source of pointless powers.

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the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

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the power to say you have no power

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The ability to handle the truth.

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The power to shape-shift but only into an Alpaca

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The ability to laugh listening to Trololo

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the ability to be a cartoon but get canceled

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to be under 9000

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The power to walk through the opened doors

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The power to get older 10 times faster then normal

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The ability to look really good, but your invisible.

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The power to make tea appear at will

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the power to sit down in mid air

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The power to instantly become pregnant

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The Power to shrink but never grow back.

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The Ability to "Tighten up"

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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The ability to be the best hacker in the world but if ill use my abilities ill die.

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the ability to talk like Bill Cosby

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!