ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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the power to become pointless

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to be friends with Justin Bieber

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to be half invisible

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to talk to money.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.

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the power to make your vomit taste good

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to have sex with an alien but not know where to put it

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The power to become invisible. But only when no one is looking.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!