The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!