Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to die on command.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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I'm a giant di

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the power to get extra homework

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mint berry crunch

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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the power to turn retarted

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!