The power to break bones at will.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to be gay on command.

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!