the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to not have a superpower

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to never come into existence

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The super power to shine in daylight

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!