- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

ability to run very fast forever

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

the power to turn into a piece of paper

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

Pointless Super Powers