The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to see through glass

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The ability to read your own mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!