- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

The power to turn into a tree.

The ability to open a door that was already open.

The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

The ability to pass out at will.

The power to lick your own elbow

The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

the power to run in slow motion

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

Pointless Super Powers