Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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I'm a giant di

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!