The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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cry acid tears

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to become powerless

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!