the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The ability to jump

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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the power to like justin beiber

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to have no powers

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to be powerless.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!