The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to be an idiot.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to die

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The ability to become visible at will.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!