The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to self destruct

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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the ability to die on command

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!