- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

cry acid tears

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

The power to turn into a tree.

The ability to open a door that was already open.

The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

The ability to pass out at will.

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

The power to lick your own elbow

The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

The ability to think of an ability - JW

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

the power to run in slow motion

The power to have no powers

Pointless Super Powers