- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shrink boobs

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power to read the terms of service.

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to digest corn.

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

the power to become translucent

The power to even

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

open up pickles glass

The power to flush toilets with your mind

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to look at Sun.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

Pointless Super Powers