- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The ability to go to hell.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

open up pickles glass

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to think oppositely

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to predict the present

The power to make any glass of water into milk

Pointless Super Powers