The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

the power to hovertate

The power to read your own mind

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to make clean socks dirty.

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

The power of women's rights.

The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

The power to understand irony.

The power think five times slower.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to die using only your mind.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!