The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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the power to change people socks on command

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The ability to change your weight

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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boo

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power to fly when your underwater

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!