The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to die

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The ability to like this post

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to break a Nokia

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to break bones at will.

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the power to see stuff

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!