- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power of being pointless

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

the power to animate condiments

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

The power to create shit

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

The power to always know the exact time.

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The power to lick your balls.

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

Pointless Super Powers