The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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the power to die

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to become powerless

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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the ability to command watermelons

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!