- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

Nothing

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

Pointless Super Powers