the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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To have the power to breathe

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to even

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!