The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to create another human

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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To have the power to breathe

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The ability to like this post

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!