- Pointless Super Powers

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

the power to like charlie

Acid tears.

The power to uncontrally boop

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to forget what your superpower is

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

the power to get sick

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!