The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The Power to Power

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to rite liek dis

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to fall without screaming.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!