Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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Being a freemason

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!