- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to lower your IQ at will.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The ability to die on command.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to see oxygen.

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to smell water.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

Pointless Super Powers