The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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boo

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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To shit bricks.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!