yo mama

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the power to misspell

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The ability to change your weight

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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the power to turn food into shit

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to shit for 5 days

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!