- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The ability to die on command.

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

Pointless Super Powers