The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to create shit

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to control yourself

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!