the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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the power to eat bread

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!