The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The ability to not live forever

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to take a crap.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!