- Pointless Super Powers

The power to clap 14 times a second

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

the power to find a needle in a haystack

The power to fart on a plane.

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

The power to do something while you can play games.

the ability to talk to humans

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to lick your elbow.

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!