The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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make youself dumb

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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boo

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!