Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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shit and piss at the same time

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!