The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to breath Oxygen

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hello

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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Being a freemason

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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the power to eat bread

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!