The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to stop existing.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!