The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to release the bogus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!