The Power to Die if you are dead

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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to do nothing

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!