- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

the power to change people socks on command

The power to make remotes invisible

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

The power to live.

The power to change your eye color.

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to die while dieing

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

The power of compulsive lying.

mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

Pointless Super Powers