PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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the ability to command watermelons

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!