The ablity to hate everything.

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The power to live with only one kidney

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The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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the power to have the best sex in the world, but only when your in a coma.

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the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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The power to find out what a baby spider is thinking at any given moment.

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds

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The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

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the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

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the ability to have sex with a sand spur

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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The ability to have a Prius the literally yells out "IIIIIII"MMMMM GAY"

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The ability to vote

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The power to have no powers.

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the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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The power to turn wine into water.

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The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!