The power to STFU!

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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The power to taste the food you deficate

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To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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the ability to think you can fly

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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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The power to lick your own tongue

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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The power to piss lemon juice

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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ability to find good woman drivers

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!