- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

the power to charge car batteries.

The power to not know your super power

The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

the ability to laugh like george bush

power to poo perfectly priced people

The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

The power to multitask using your ball hairs

the ability to read the future, but hate to read

The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

the abilty to be lynched at will

the power to shit brix

The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

The power of night vision, but only during the day.

the ability to be a vampire on a stick

To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

Airbending, but only in vacuum.

the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

Pointless Super Powers