- Pointless Super Powers

the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

the power to burp a fart

The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

The power to divide by 0

The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

The power to give birth to giraffes

to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

A solar-powered flashlight.

The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

The ability to goatse instantly

the power to be invisable in high school.

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

Mutant Paper-skeleton.

The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

The power to cum everytime you see a women

The power to turn wine into water

having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

to wash cloths when they are washing

the power of being republican

the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!