The ability to grow trees out of money.

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The ability to be a janitor at Disney World

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The power to shag your best mates sister, and get away with it.

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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

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The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.

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Backwards speak to power the.

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The power to remember your name without a name tag

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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the ability to steal oxygen

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The power to cum every time you show your private parts.

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The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

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Turning wine into water.

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the power to shit cellulose

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the ability to be in a video game sold in Africa

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The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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the ability to burn in hell

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The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...

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the ability to lick your own crotch

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the power to travel to the center of the earth

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The power to make your dick a poontang seeker.

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the abillity to fart at will

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!