- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shit for 5 days

swear words -jesse

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

ability to levitate using my fart...

The ability to read your own mind

The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

the power to know when a politician is lying

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to bread toast!

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power of learning

The power to poop whenever you want.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

Pointless Super Powers