power to kill dead ppl.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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To be able to summon old people

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to start time.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!