The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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the power to become demented

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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hello

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!